TSA Prohibits Individuals Named Jack from Picking Up or Dropping Off People at US Airports

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By Moose

1/30/2013

TSA now prohibits individuals named Jack from picking up or dropping off people at US airports. Too many false alarms have been generated merely by a familiar greeting of “Hi Jack”.

Two weeks ago La Guardia Airport was closed for two hours due to Grandpa Jack picking up his brothers from Idaho….

Dennis the Menace is also banned due to his threatening name..

Just Kidding…

Peace

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