Beware the Wolf in Drone‚Äôs Clothing

Via: Gizmodo

Andrew Tarantola

There isn’t a huntsman’s ax on the planet sturdy enough to save you from these gnashing jaws, no locale remote enough to shield you from its prying eyes. Written, produced, and directed by Mato Atom, Seagulls reimagines the classic Little Red Riding Hood fable in the modern era where Predators roam the skies like a pack of big bad wolves.

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LAPD and California DMV Start New Program

By Moose

Effective tomorrow, the LAPD and California DMV is encouraging all residents to come in, have identification verified, and receive a “Don’t Shoot Sticker” to place on their vehicle. This will help officers in not shooting people that aren’t Chris Dorner. There is a 25.00 fee for the stickers. You can go to any LAPD or DMV office to apply.

I’m serious…not
-Moose

LAPD and California DMV Start New Program

By Moose

Effective tomorrow, the LAPD and California DMV is encouraging all residents to come in, have identification verified, and receive a “Don’t Shoot Sticker” to place on their vehicle. This will help officers in not shooting people that aren’t Chris Dorner. There is a 25.00 fee for the stickers. You can go to any LAPD or DMV office to apply.

I’m serious…not
-Moose

TSA Prohibits Individuals Named Jack from Picking Up or Dropping Off People at US Airports

By Moose

1/30/2013

TSA now prohibits individuals named Jack from picking up or dropping off people at US airports. Too many false alarms have been generated merely by a familiar greeting of “Hi Jack”.

Two weeks ago La Guardia Airport was closed for two hours due to Grandpa Jack picking up his brothers from Idaho….

Dennis the Menace is also banned due to his threatening name..

Just Kidding…

Peace

Learn to Enjoy Anal Sex

By Moose

1/30/2013

I think this is an important thing to master going “Forward”

There are lots of discussions about preppers and people being prepared in case of civic unrest,or an event, real or created. And always there is a listing of necessary skills that should be developed. I have one to add to the list:

Learn to Enjoy Anal Sex

Reason for mastering this new skill:

You want to protest what’s going on around you but are fearful of getting arrested.
Since the threat constantly wielded by law enforcement is the raping that’s going to occur once you get “Inside”, I have found a way to make that a non issue:

Learn to enjoy a loving relationship between a man and a man. Or woman and woman…

And once you have mastered this new ability you can begin to protest with impunity…

Some possible ways to protest:

Stop paying income tax…It takes money for all this propaganda and empire building…Let’s starve the beast…If they put you in prison it will cost them way more than what they are trying to collect.

Don’t own a car…Not a problem after the IRS steals everything from you….and you’re in prison…

Don’t support that Sheriff, Mayor, Politician, etc…..They are lying to you…Only money and power will influence what they do…not what they said they would do,,,or even what is good for the people..NEVER BELIEVE A POLITICIAN!!!!

Don’t watch TV! Probably not an issue in prison..Depends on what your lover wants to do.

Don’t Fly commercially….Again, probably not a problem in prison…And anyway, they will add you to the No-Fly List for sure!

Yeah…I’m Kidding…

Peace